Post by Nicole on May 21, 2004 20:45:39 GMT -5
RANDY ORTON - 100 REASONS TO LIKE RANDY ORTON
1. He's Randy Orton
2. He has movie star looks
3. His Dad is Cowboy Bob Orton Jr.
4. He stood loyally by his father during the elder Orton's painstaking 10-year rehabilitation for a broken arm
5. His grandfather is Bob Orton Sr.
6. His uncle is Barry O
7. He once had dinner with Greg Valentine, Andre the Giant and Hollywood Hulk Hogan
8. He has a tremendous ability to withstand pain
9. He can overcome injuries like none other
10. He never milks an injury
11. He never demands special attention
12. He's always smiling
13. He tells great jokes
14. He's 6'4"
15. He's 240 pounds
16. He has a 34" waist
17. He has a 42" vertical leap (Micheal Jordan's was 41")
18. He can bench-press over 400 pounds
19. He's an excellent dancer for a big man
20. He can eat anything he wants and not get fat
21. He knows all of Victoria's secrets
22. He was always the first kid picked for dodge ball in grammer school
23. He was a straight "A" student in high school
24. He never had a zit
25. All the girls in high school wanted to date him
26. He only dated college girls in high school
27. He was the prom king
28. He once scored six touchdowns in a football game
29. He averaged a triple-double playing basketball his senior year
30. He was senior class president and valedictorian
31. He designs his wrestling gear
32. He discovered Yao Ming
33. His wardrobe costs more than most people make in a lifetime
34. He cares about WWE fans and promises to always keep them informed as to his condition
35. Despite his great talent, he remains a humble and giving person
36. He's a legend in the making
37. He cares about his fellow Superstars
38. He always gives sound advice when other Superstars ask for help
39. He's a player
40. He once took Worls Chess Champion Garry Kasparov to a time-limit draw
41. He's been offered a million dollors to pose in Playgirl (He respectfully declined)
42. He deplores the nuclear build-up in North Korea and has challended Kim Jong-il to a winner-keeps-their-nukes match in the name of America
43. He, too, despises Carrot Top
44. He's a scratch golfer
45. Britney Spears wants to date him
46. Anna Kournikova wants to date him
47. Christina Aguilera wants to date him
48. Shakira wants to date him
49. Reese Withersthingy wants to date him - and she's married!
50. Trista from The Bachelorette asked the producers to get Randy Orton on the program
51. Julie Stiles wouldn't mind spending time with him
52. Tony Robbins comes to him for advice
53. He has perfect pitch
54. He owns his own television news network
55. He has perfect hair
56. He never fails to pick up the check
57. Vince McMahon has him on speed dial
58. He shows great respect to his opponents
59. He always tells the truth
60. He never exaggerates
61. He taught John Cena everything he knows about rap music
62. His socks always match
63. He always opens the door for a lady
64. No one ever gets more than a kiss on the first date
65. He always remembers to put the toilet seat down
66. He's the only man ever to jam with the Foo Fighters and sing with the Three Tenors
67. Like David Hasselhoff, he is a huge rock star in Europe
68. Was, to the best of our knowledge, not the second shooter on the grassy knoll
69. He's been entrusted with the secret identity of The Hurricane
70. He helps old ladies cross the street
71. He taught Kane how to drive a stick shift
72. He goes to the dentist every six months
73. He flosses after every meal
74. His matches always have the highest television ratings
75. He never swears
76. He can name the capital of every South American country
77. He answered every question correctly in the WWE Ultimate Trivia Book
78. He's not only the founder of the Randy Orton Fan Club, he's also a member
79. Upon the death of George Harrison he generously offered his services for a Beatles reunion tour
80. As a common courtesy, he answers the fans every time they ask "What?"
81. He knows all three verses of the Star-Spangled Banner
82. he can recite the Ilaid by heart - in Greek
83. He knows the exact value of pi
84. He has an autographed copy of the Bible
85. He introduced Bill Gates to the concept of the operating system
86. He's undefeated in Madden 2003
87. He believes Pete Rose should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame, no matter what Kane says
88. He turned down the lead role in The Scorpion King
89. He introduced Ben Affleck to Jennifer Lopez
90. He always sends his mother flowers on Mother's Day
91. He came up with 800 uses for the peanut
92. He proved that G-mc2, not E=mc2
93. He loves the WWE Divas for their minds, not just their bodies
94. He forgives you for booing him
95. He was awarded an honorary doctorate from Oxford University
96. He advised Kevin Costner not to do Waterworld
97. He has sampled and likes all 31 flavours at Baskin-Robbins
98. He rewinds his videotapes before returning them
99. He washes his hands - whether he's an employee or not
100. He's 100% healed!
Credit: April 2003 WWE Magazine
1. He's Randy Orton
2. He has movie star looks
3. His Dad is Cowboy Bob Orton Jr.
4. He stood loyally by his father during the elder Orton's painstaking 10-year rehabilitation for a broken arm
5. His grandfather is Bob Orton Sr.
6. His uncle is Barry O
7. He once had dinner with Greg Valentine, Andre the Giant and Hollywood Hulk Hogan
8. He has a tremendous ability to withstand pain
9. He can overcome injuries like none other
10. He never milks an injury
11. He never demands special attention
12. He's always smiling
13. He tells great jokes
14. He's 6'4"
15. He's 240 pounds
16. He has a 34" waist
17. He has a 42" vertical leap (Micheal Jordan's was 41")
18. He can bench-press over 400 pounds
19. He's an excellent dancer for a big man
20. He can eat anything he wants and not get fat
21. He knows all of Victoria's secrets
22. He was always the first kid picked for dodge ball in grammer school
23. He was a straight "A" student in high school
24. He never had a zit
25. All the girls in high school wanted to date him
26. He only dated college girls in high school
27. He was the prom king
28. He once scored six touchdowns in a football game
29. He averaged a triple-double playing basketball his senior year
30. He was senior class president and valedictorian
31. He designs his wrestling gear
32. He discovered Yao Ming
33. His wardrobe costs more than most people make in a lifetime
34. He cares about WWE fans and promises to always keep them informed as to his condition
35. Despite his great talent, he remains a humble and giving person
36. He's a legend in the making
37. He cares about his fellow Superstars
38. He always gives sound advice when other Superstars ask for help
39. He's a player
40. He once took Worls Chess Champion Garry Kasparov to a time-limit draw
41. He's been offered a million dollors to pose in Playgirl (He respectfully declined)
42. He deplores the nuclear build-up in North Korea and has challended Kim Jong-il to a winner-keeps-their-nukes match in the name of America
43. He, too, despises Carrot Top
44. He's a scratch golfer
45. Britney Spears wants to date him
46. Anna Kournikova wants to date him
47. Christina Aguilera wants to date him
48. Shakira wants to date him
49. Reese Withersthingy wants to date him - and she's married!
50. Trista from The Bachelorette asked the producers to get Randy Orton on the program
51. Julie Stiles wouldn't mind spending time with him
52. Tony Robbins comes to him for advice
53. He has perfect pitch
54. He owns his own television news network
55. He has perfect hair
56. He never fails to pick up the check
57. Vince McMahon has him on speed dial
58. He shows great respect to his opponents
59. He always tells the truth
60. He never exaggerates
61. He taught John Cena everything he knows about rap music
62. His socks always match
63. He always opens the door for a lady
64. No one ever gets more than a kiss on the first date
65. He always remembers to put the toilet seat down
66. He's the only man ever to jam with the Foo Fighters and sing with the Three Tenors
67. Like David Hasselhoff, he is a huge rock star in Europe
68. Was, to the best of our knowledge, not the second shooter on the grassy knoll
69. He's been entrusted with the secret identity of The Hurricane
70. He helps old ladies cross the street
71. He taught Kane how to drive a stick shift
72. He goes to the dentist every six months
73. He flosses after every meal
74. His matches always have the highest television ratings
75. He never swears
76. He can name the capital of every South American country
77. He answered every question correctly in the WWE Ultimate Trivia Book
78. He's not only the founder of the Randy Orton Fan Club, he's also a member
79. Upon the death of George Harrison he generously offered his services for a Beatles reunion tour
80. As a common courtesy, he answers the fans every time they ask "What?"
81. He knows all three verses of the Star-Spangled Banner
82. he can recite the Ilaid by heart - in Greek
83. He knows the exact value of pi
84. He has an autographed copy of the Bible
85. He introduced Bill Gates to the concept of the operating system
86. He's undefeated in Madden 2003
87. He believes Pete Rose should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame, no matter what Kane says
88. He turned down the lead role in The Scorpion King
89. He introduced Ben Affleck to Jennifer Lopez
90. He always sends his mother flowers on Mother's Day
91. He came up with 800 uses for the peanut
92. He proved that G-mc2, not E=mc2
93. He loves the WWE Divas for their minds, not just their bodies
94. He forgives you for booing him
95. He was awarded an honorary doctorate from Oxford University
96. He advised Kevin Costner not to do Waterworld
97. He has sampled and likes all 31 flavours at Baskin-Robbins
98. He rewinds his videotapes before returning them
99. He washes his hands - whether he's an employee or not
100. He's 100% healed!
Credit: April 2003 WWE Magazine
